Friday, June 5, 2009

Things that make me want to crawl into a black abyss and die.

Seepnah.

Hehe.

Why is it that everyone who plays Puzzle Pirates :
is a loser? (Allias)
or a pedophile (Mutumbo)
or a douchebag? (Seepnah)
Or really really old and un attractive and un loved by everyone? (Rubee)

Now a word from people I hate,
HAHAHAHA! I R FUNNY LIEK SEEPNAH ND HIS FREINDS WEHN I TLK LIEK DIS! HAW HAW HAW!
I dont get it. Why is that considered funny? Don't deny it Seepnah and friends, I always catch you guys doing that to immitate noobs. But..I know why they do this :O Because they love to pick on little children because they aren't manly enough to fight men.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

What the fuck guys?!

Alright, Alright. I need a moment to calm down. But seriously, come on guys! I stopped blogging for a while, then all of the sudden the douchebags of the earth just emerged from the depths of the sea and starting owning the doodie out of you guys! Yes, I'm talking about Luxory.
First of all, he has a really dumb name.
Second of all, he is a tool.
Third of all, he just has poes's, which aren't even his :O
Majority of the money from The Never Ending Storm come from Macham! Sadly, they are just using her for her money.

But how can you guys sit and let these uber-noobs pwn you all?! They have worse stats than Mrballs. They don't even have intelligence.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Say what?!

Some of you may or have may not heard, but I've been asked to join www.lima-gossips.blogspot.com I gladly accepted. I'll still post the blogs I write here. But they will also be posted up on lima-gossips. Check that site out for my blogs, and many other things!

ALSO, fun little fact for you to know...I'm hated! I know, it's hard to believe because I'm such a cool guy, but people were arguing with "The Gossiper" over me joining lima gossips. It's fun to know people hate me and want me to not succeed with my blogs. Scupper all you haters! =)
To all my fans, I love ya! <3

E-mail me your thoughts and opinions about me, my blogs, and my move!
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

E-MAIL ME OR RABID CHIPMUNKS WILL CRAWL OUT OF YOUR ESOPHAGUS AND EAT YOUR EARS.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Redbrdterry is a noob hater.

I've never blogged about someone I used to be friends with. But I've recently remembered that Redbrdterry is not as nice as he seems. Quite a while back, when the crew "Opportunities" or something like that was active, Redbrdterry and his wife Arielmac thought it would be a fun idea to PvP that crew. Now, I'm fine with PvP's, don't get me wrong. But this is what they did that really ticked me off. They were /cwho Opportunities to see if they were pillaging. Then, once they discovered they were pillaging they found out what island they were near/heading to. They then moved a boat to that island and hunted them down and PvP'd them. (I think it's wrong to do this unless you are in a war with someone, picking on greenies is unfair in my mind). Then, it got worse.
The crew Opportunities' boat was in battle. So Redbrdterry kept turning about so that Opportunities' boat would be visible. They waited for the battle to be over, then pounced on them as soon as they could. They obviously won. But no. That was not enough for them. They decided to continue to follow Opportunities and re-engage them! They were a bunch of greenies for crying out loud! They didn't even have stock on their ship. I told Redbrdterry that I thought what they were doing was wrong. They said this.
_____ says, "You're kidding right. You want to re-engage them?"
_____ says, "That's not fair at all. They're a bunch of nubs."
Redbrdterry says, "we are trying to teach them about what can happen at seas"
Arielmac says, "ya, we're teaching them a lesson"

In my own personal mind, that's the biggest bull shit I've ever heard. I know they were only doing it to get their crew fame up. It's sad, Redbrdterry was a Grand-Master battle navigator, and he could only beat greenies in a PvP. I was slightly disgusted by what they were doing. After a few moments of arguing, I was planked. I was also muted by Redbrdterry and Arielmac. I haven't spoken to them since. (This happened well over a year ago.) I was also exiled from their flag, and their alliance web.

Now, I'm not sure if Redbrdterry was joking or not, or just being friendly. He inn-tarts. Usually, during his inn-tarting he has conversations with random people. That's fine with me. But he's married, and for sure over 25 years old. He was calling all the girls in the inn "hawtie" and other assortments of pet names you'd think a 14 year old boy would say. Why is it Puzzle Pirates is a Pedophile magnet? You can't turn a corner without bumping into a pervert. It's terrible. Puzzle Pirates should be a safe environment, from everyone and everything. This perv problem needs to be cut down.



Contact me or die:
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

(The events in this blog, as in all my other blogs are completely factual. These things really did happen. About Red's inn-talk, I've caught him many times doing this, and saying these things ONLY when Arielmac is offline. Don't hate me because I have an opinion.)


Anonymous blogger bids you farewell!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

The Long Awaited Blog For Shenji! (Or L.A.B.F.S)

SO many people have e-mailed me being like "Blog Shenji, he's a dousche"<--{That's my way of spelling douche}. So, it's time, I'm going to blog about how much of a dousche Shenji is! Let the blogging begin!

I honestly have no idea where to begin with Shenji. He's pretty much THE biggest prick in the world. I made fun of his 'woman' in one of my blogs. This is what he did. He went to Lima Inn and started BLABBING about my blog. That's probably the WORST idea ever. When you sit and bad mouth a website, people are going to visit that site out of curiosity. When people start to visit my website, they become more knowledgeable of their fellow pirates. What a dumbass. He also never tried to contact me in anyway after I wrote the blog. I even told him before I wrote the blog "I'm going to write a blog about your girlfriend" he said "ok, see if i care". He obviously cared.

Not to mention he's extremely stupid, he's also a jack-ass. Here's a conversation with him.
Ye told Shenji, "Hi."
Shenji tells ye, "go away"
Ye told Shenji, "That wasn't very nice. I just wanted to say I was going to post a hate blog about your girlfriend."
Shenji tells ye, "i dont really care if you do or not"
Shenji tells ye, "your bothering me go away"

Personally, I didn't think I was being annoying at all.

Next. Just like all those other dousche's I blog about, he's a huge flirt. He's been caught flirting with like..every girl in the history of the game. It's kind of sad because his girlfriend hasn't even caught onto it yet. He's been cybering with a lotta girlies lately! I asked around at Lima docks, I was kind of shocked at how many people he's tried it with.

Did I mention that I hate his guts? Also, I heard he ranges from 19-27 years of age. People tell me diffrent things. His girflriend is from 15-17. Either way, it's still illegal for him to be dating her. His girlfriend has CONFESSED to them meeting up in real life. Now, that's fine with me. For people to meet up from the game. BUT, they had sex. I don't like to meddle in people's personal lives, but that is kind of wrong in my mind. It's one thing to meet in real life, but to have sex? I find that kind of disturbing. Secondly, I heard FROM his girlfriend, he tried to make her smoke pot. I don't think it's wrong to smoke pot, but to try and GET someone to smoke pot is wrong. I would've been with it if she had asked for the pot, but for him to try and peer pressure into it is wrong in my mind.

This story and all of my others blogs are COMPLETELY true.
P.S. His girlfriend is Clemsongurl.

As usual, contact me:
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out! <3