Saturday, February 28, 2009

Cleopatra from Malachite.

Hey. Me again. For once...I'm going to rant on about a person from Malachite ocean. This rant will be short, and informative

Cleopatra is a bitch.
The end.

Kidding. Could you imagine if I did that?

Cleopatra is in fact a bitch. I was in her crew on Malachite, it was probably the worst experience of my life. She takes this game WAY to seriously. I was a Senior Officer in her crew, I regret ever joining her crew. One day, I had to check on my stalls because I had a few moments to kill before I was going to visit my grandmother in the hospital. So I hopped on, and started checking my stalls. When I logged on, Cleopatra insisted I joined their crew pillage. I politely said "I can't, I'm only on for about 2 minutes" She started yelling at me, and others in the crew. I have a chat log for you guys to read. Enjoy.

Cleopatra tells ye, "come pillage. now"
Ye told Cleopatra, "I can't, I have to go in a few minutes. Sowwy."
Cleopatra tells ye, "scuppering unbelievable"
Cleopatra tells ye, "stop lying to me. your a senior officer it is your responsability to come along on crew pillages! now get on!
Ye told Cleopatra, "Woahh...calm down. I'm going to visit my grandmother in the hospital. She doesn't have long left, so I'm deciding to visit her. Speaking of which, good-bye.
Cleopatra tells ye, "who cares about your grandmother, she's almost dead anyway this is more important!"
Cleopatra tells ye, "GET ON THE BOAT!!!"

I got expelled from the crew for exposing what she said into crew chat. Isn't that kind of mean..and insensitive for someone to say that? R.I.P. Grammy Jo.
I would highly recommend all those 'war hunters' out there to declare War against her flag. They're a bunch of noobs. I could easily beat them in a PvP with my eyes closed.(I suck at battle navigation, a blind parrot is better than I am)
So the next time you want a run in with Satan himself, send Cleopatra a /tell over on Malachite! :)

Side note: Everytime you see me type italicized in a little stanza like this, it means I have something off-topic to tell you. (I got this idea from The Princess Bride) Anyhow, this blog has been getting more hits than I expected it to. I thank you all for reading my informative blogs :)
Also, visit the blog that inspired me. www.limagossips.blogspot.com His site is much better than mine. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT US BOTH <3

Lot's of love.
Irishkiddo <3

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Keynee: Man or Woman? Dumbass or asshole? Maybe both!

This person has sent tells and talked into his Flag’s officer chat about actually being a girl. Maybe he wants to be a girl? Or maybe he actually is a girl? Or maybe a girl trapped in a wimpy 40 year old mans body? . He has also said that he enjoys his girlfriend’s dick, Yes, I said girlfriend’s! Then he actually goes around and tells people “Don’t be jealous of my girlfriend”. No one is jealous of your one foot dick girlfriend! Then goes around /complaining people for saying the word “Retard” because he is one. Now I would call Keynne a Retard, but then that would be an insult to all the retards out there.

Keynee also despises poor people. If you do not spend actually money on a children’s video game then you are not cool to him. To be his friend you must waste real money on fake products for this children’s video game. Then give up your whole life into a dedication to it. Which means you must give up your real friends, family and religion. Finally, you must start a new religion that follows the life of Puzzle Pirates. Doing so, you must follow Cleaver as a god, and put in 24 hours of game time everyday. Only after this well you be his friend. So ask yourself this question… “Who would want to be his friend?”

The thing that’s really pathetic about Keynee is how he hates everyone that doesn’t live in his country. True story, Keynee sends a tell to a friend of mine arguing with him. Keynee tells him that he thinks that he is “American Filth”, he replies saying “No I’m Welsh” Keynee being a pathetic dumbass asshole says, “Well there the same kind of filth”. Keynee… No one likes you, stop jacking off to your cyber boyfriend and got outside once in a while, no sunlight isn’t good for you!



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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mutumbo a pedophile, Shariblue a bitch.

Yikes! I really got 'told' as some might say. My last blog was about the pedophile Mutumbo. If you are yet to read it, go over and click on it before you read this :)

Mutumbo did in fact read what I said, which is nice. But instead of actually contacting me about it, she told some bitch named Shariblue. Now Shariblue contacted me through e-mail, I'll give you a rough summary of what she said. (It was 4 pages long)

Do you think you are tough or cool? Bad-mouthing someone anonymously and not even first talking about it to them. I have contacted Three Rings requesting they ban you immediatly. I sent three rings a link to your blog, as proof as to why you should be banned.Wow.Shes pretty smart, she's got it all figured out. I'm fucked.Funny thing is...she's a fucking retard. How stupid is she?She said I was being idiotic for not confronting Mutumbo, and not talking to her about my issues with her.
What a hypocrite. I have an alternate account in her crew. She is constantly bad mouthing members of BMR and a pirate named Jellyphant. Ha. Way to talk about your problems yeh dumb bitch.Also, if she thought talking about your problems was best...she woulda told Mutumbo to contact me instead of sending a bulldog.

That whole..."I'm telling" routine didn't scare me, it pissed me off. Three Rings won’t ban me, I am a victim of Mutumbo’s pedophilic ways while playing puzzle pirates and I said those things on a different website. I made an e-mail account used mainly for THIS blog. SUCK ON THAT. Quite honestly, I applaud Shariblue's stupidity, and am shocked that she's still alive, but...her e-mail gave me a hell of a good laugh. Also, I thank her for promoting my blog by sending it to Three Rings and others. It spreads the truth about Mutumbo ;D I enjoy that my blogs are getting spread...

So now some stories about Shariblue :D

She, like Mutumbo likes to do dirty things with teenage boys in the game, Biggreenyoho was 15 when they met and the 2 were often seen standing face to face on ships having cyber sex.
Oh but get this, Biggreenyoho was one of the boys Mutumbo used to be inappropriate with and have cyber sex with in BMR before he met Sharblue.

Shariblue is two faced and gets information from her “hearties” then goes and tells the other parties involved everything then denies ever saying a thing.

Shariblue knows how to turn on tears at the drop of a hat when talking about a pirate she doesn’t like .
She is known to get other pirates to do things for her, playing the damsel in distress role to evoke other players emotions and it gets really old after the first few times.
Stop believing lies and talk to the people involved instead of spreading shit.

Shariblue is just as bad as Mutumbo, Maybe they both should be locked in a van with other pedophiles and parked somewhere in Texas around late July, 27th sounds good.

I have a message for Biggreenyoho "Keep your bitch on her leash."

tay_lor_66@hotmail.comE-mail me YOUR stories of Puzzle Pirate losers! <3Irishkiddo, Out! <3

(These blogs are associated with me, a retired player from Puzzle Pirates. They are not made by anyone mentioned in these blogs)

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I immensly dislike Mutumbo

Pedophile. That's the first word that pops into my mind when I hear the name "Mutumbo"
I decided to make this blog because some douschebag sent me a link to this blog (http://limagossips.blogspot.com/) that bad-mouthed dock tarts(Gillmorenas, Skittle) and my goal is to bad mouth everyone that is a dousche-fag.

Mutumbo used to be enrolled in the crew Bloody Mary's Revenge on the viridian ocean, she was thrown out after she tried seducing and molesting SEVERAL children in BMR including myself. She is around...50 years old and pretends to be younger.
She flashed multiple young teenagers her "lady lumps" and her va-jay-jay, over a webcam chat. I wont mention the boys names for their own protection/I forgot his name. ;D

Alright now its time forrrrrrrrrrr some fun stories about Mutumbo and all her slutty pedophiliac ways! <3 Enjoy the read...have any more stories? Contact me VIA e-mail! <3

She talked about foreplay with a 13yo boy and tried many times to have sex with him telling him stuff like ……..Mutumbo tells ye, "i want u to rub my hot pusse with yer tongue”

She got on teamspeak and moaned sexually for a 14yo boy and explained in graphic detail what the 69 position was.

She uses lots of alts so she could have cyber sex with many pirates without each other knowing…and also scams pirates to buy her gifts and give her poe.

She asked a young teen to marry her while she was telling other teens that she would marry them on alts, sent him an invitation to watch her naked on cam.

Got a password from a teen boy in exchange for exposing herself on cam,

Stole a pirates password then she robbed their crew stealing 400k . People know it was her because she contacted people who the pirate didn’t even know and started talking like Mutumbo.

Lay naked on her bed moaning and giggling while touching herself on cam, then got on an alt called Piratewench and threatened to get the teen boy banned because he told people about it
Ye told Piratewench, " are you mut?"
Piratewench tells ye, "who is mut???"
Ye told Piratewench, " someone who shows her tits on cam"
Piratewench tells ye, "I will get u banned".

Asked a teen to come stay at her house in P….. NSW, and asked a boy to mail her his underpants .

Showed everyone where she lived on google maps in the hope one of these young boys would stumble their way there.
When she was in BMR, every time someone logged on (Only the people she knew were children) she went, "Hi luv! /emote runs and hugs _____<---insert young helpless child's name here"
1. I feel bad for the teenagers.
2. Mutumbo is a slut.
3. Mutumbo should be Karate chopped by Bruce Lee‘s ghost, round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, and then shot by Jack Bauer.


People like Mutumbo are dousche-fags, and dousche-fucks. Pardon my language. But when a 50 year old goes around pretending to be a teen and having cyber-sex with teenagers. It's kind of disgusting. How desperate are you for a sexual arousement that you're actually having sex online. It's even worse that she did it with many young teenagers, and tried it with even more. Boys with small developing winkys turn her on.. Yuck, Because Mut looks after children you have to wonder if her charges are safe from her sexual desires.
(Pardon my swearing) She is like biggest slut-bitch-fucker in the history of pedophilia. If I ever were to meet her, I would get as far away from her as possible.. and stay at least 6 feet away at all times. (6 feet because if I go any closer she will molest me, and just looking at her could turn me to stone)

More info on this when I start to remember it all and look through all my logs :)

If I were in charge, I would sentence her to "Getting molested by 400 year old men for the rest of eternity, that'll learn em'!

P.S. This are my OWN blogs.

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