Friday, June 5, 2009

Things that make me want to crawl into a black abyss and die.

Seepnah.

Hehe.

Why is it that everyone who plays Puzzle Pirates :
is a loser? (Allias)
or a pedophile (Mutumbo)
or a douchebag? (Seepnah)
Or really really old and un attractive and un loved by everyone? (Rubee)

Now a word from people I hate,
HAHAHAHA! I R FUNNY LIEK SEEPNAH ND HIS FREINDS WEHN I TLK LIEK DIS! HAW HAW HAW!
I dont get it. Why is that considered funny? Don't deny it Seepnah and friends, I always catch you guys doing that to immitate noobs. But..I know why they do this :O Because they love to pick on little children because they aren't manly enough to fight men.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

What the fuck guys?!

Alright, Alright. I need a moment to calm down. But seriously, come on guys! I stopped blogging for a while, then all of the sudden the douchebags of the earth just emerged from the depths of the sea and starting owning the doodie out of you guys! Yes, I'm talking about Luxory.
First of all, he has a really dumb name.
Second of all, he is a tool.
Third of all, he just has poes's, which aren't even his :O
Majority of the money from The Never Ending Storm come from Macham! Sadly, they are just using her for her money.

But how can you guys sit and let these uber-noobs pwn you all?! They have worse stats than Mrballs. They don't even have intelligence.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Say what?!

Some of you may or have may not heard, but I've been asked to join www.lima-gossips.blogspot.com I gladly accepted. I'll still post the blogs I write here. But they will also be posted up on lima-gossips. Check that site out for my blogs, and many other things!

ALSO, fun little fact for you to know...I'm hated! I know, it's hard to believe because I'm such a cool guy, but people were arguing with "The Gossiper" over me joining lima gossips. It's fun to know people hate me and want me to not succeed with my blogs. Scupper all you haters! =)
To all my fans, I love ya! <3

E-mail me your thoughts and opinions about me, my blogs, and my move!
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

E-MAIL ME OR RABID CHIPMUNKS WILL CRAWL OUT OF YOUR ESOPHAGUS AND EAT YOUR EARS.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Redbrdterry is a noob hater.

I've never blogged about someone I used to be friends with. But I've recently remembered that Redbrdterry is not as nice as he seems. Quite a while back, when the crew "Opportunities" or something like that was active, Redbrdterry and his wife Arielmac thought it would be a fun idea to PvP that crew. Now, I'm fine with PvP's, don't get me wrong. But this is what they did that really ticked me off. They were /cwho Opportunities to see if they were pillaging. Then, once they discovered they were pillaging they found out what island they were near/heading to. They then moved a boat to that island and hunted them down and PvP'd them. (I think it's wrong to do this unless you are in a war with someone, picking on greenies is unfair in my mind). Then, it got worse.
The crew Opportunities' boat was in battle. So Redbrdterry kept turning about so that Opportunities' boat would be visible. They waited for the battle to be over, then pounced on them as soon as they could. They obviously won. But no. That was not enough for them. They decided to continue to follow Opportunities and re-engage them! They were a bunch of greenies for crying out loud! They didn't even have stock on their ship. I told Redbrdterry that I thought what they were doing was wrong. They said this.
_____ says, "You're kidding right. You want to re-engage them?"
_____ says, "That's not fair at all. They're a bunch of nubs."
Redbrdterry says, "we are trying to teach them about what can happen at seas"
Arielmac says, "ya, we're teaching them a lesson"

In my own personal mind, that's the biggest bull shit I've ever heard. I know they were only doing it to get their crew fame up. It's sad, Redbrdterry was a Grand-Master battle navigator, and he could only beat greenies in a PvP. I was slightly disgusted by what they were doing. After a few moments of arguing, I was planked. I was also muted by Redbrdterry and Arielmac. I haven't spoken to them since. (This happened well over a year ago.) I was also exiled from their flag, and their alliance web.

Now, I'm not sure if Redbrdterry was joking or not, or just being friendly. He inn-tarts. Usually, during his inn-tarting he has conversations with random people. That's fine with me. But he's married, and for sure over 25 years old. He was calling all the girls in the inn "hawtie" and other assortments of pet names you'd think a 14 year old boy would say. Why is it Puzzle Pirates is a Pedophile magnet? You can't turn a corner without bumping into a pervert. It's terrible. Puzzle Pirates should be a safe environment, from everyone and everything. This perv problem needs to be cut down.



Contact me or die:
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

(The events in this blog, as in all my other blogs are completely factual. These things really did happen. About Red's inn-talk, I've caught him many times doing this, and saying these things ONLY when Arielmac is offline. Don't hate me because I have an opinion.)


Anonymous blogger bids you farewell!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

The Long Awaited Blog For Shenji! (Or L.A.B.F.S)

SO many people have e-mailed me being like "Blog Shenji, he's a dousche"<--{That's my way of spelling douche}. So, it's time, I'm going to blog about how much of a dousche Shenji is! Let the blogging begin!

I honestly have no idea where to begin with Shenji. He's pretty much THE biggest prick in the world. I made fun of his 'woman' in one of my blogs. This is what he did. He went to Lima Inn and started BLABBING about my blog. That's probably the WORST idea ever. When you sit and bad mouth a website, people are going to visit that site out of curiosity. When people start to visit my website, they become more knowledgeable of their fellow pirates. What a dumbass. He also never tried to contact me in anyway after I wrote the blog. I even told him before I wrote the blog "I'm going to write a blog about your girlfriend" he said "ok, see if i care". He obviously cared.

Not to mention he's extremely stupid, he's also a jack-ass. Here's a conversation with him.
Ye told Shenji, "Hi."
Shenji tells ye, "go away"
Ye told Shenji, "That wasn't very nice. I just wanted to say I was going to post a hate blog about your girlfriend."
Shenji tells ye, "i dont really care if you do or not"
Shenji tells ye, "your bothering me go away"

Personally, I didn't think I was being annoying at all.

Next. Just like all those other dousche's I blog about, he's a huge flirt. He's been caught flirting with like..every girl in the history of the game. It's kind of sad because his girlfriend hasn't even caught onto it yet. He's been cybering with a lotta girlies lately! I asked around at Lima docks, I was kind of shocked at how many people he's tried it with.

Did I mention that I hate his guts? Also, I heard he ranges from 19-27 years of age. People tell me diffrent things. His girflriend is from 15-17. Either way, it's still illegal for him to be dating her. His girlfriend has CONFESSED to them meeting up in real life. Now, that's fine with me. For people to meet up from the game. BUT, they had sex. I don't like to meddle in people's personal lives, but that is kind of wrong in my mind. It's one thing to meet in real life, but to have sex? I find that kind of disturbing. Secondly, I heard FROM his girlfriend, he tried to make her smoke pot. I don't think it's wrong to smoke pot, but to try and GET someone to smoke pot is wrong. I would've been with it if she had asked for the pot, but for him to try and peer pressure into it is wrong in my mind.

This story and all of my others blogs are COMPLETELY true.
P.S. His girlfriend is Clemsongurl.

As usual, contact me:
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out! <3

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Hookaa! Come claim your prize!

Wow. Amazing. In just a few days, I found an ultimate winner, deserving of the title "Douschebag of the Year"! He successfully annoyed the HELL out of myself and Limagossips.

What did he do? :O
At first he talked like this: Hookaa says, "jst sht up ok?" Then me and Limagossips yelled at him and called him illiterate many thousands of times. After we did that, he suddenly started typing the way I type. With full grammar. He claimed he ALWAYS typed like that. That is a lie. He doesn't have the intelligence to type properly. He isn't really smart enough to do anything. Somebody should get him another braincell, his one is getting lonely.

NEXT he just started saying things that we're completely irrelevant to what we were talking about because he wanted to sound smart. He sounded smart to all the dumb people, but not to me. Hookaa also claimed that I have absolutely no life for sitting and writing one blog a day, which takes 10 minutes. HE however is always on the game, just sitting at Lima Docks. Go check right now, he's probably on. If he wants to see a pathetic life, he should really take a gander at what he does with his time.

AVOIDE HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off-topic, but...does anyone actually care who I really am? And I may or may not stop blogging. Gimme your feedback.
Tell me at
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out! <3



Thursday, March 5, 2009

Gillmorenas...The Pimp of Puzzle Pirates!

If you know 'Gillmorenas' at all, it's a well known fact he is a womanizer. I'm not sure of EXACTLY what it means, but to me, he dates a chick, bangs them, dumps them. He dates a new girl pretty much every week. I'm surprised though at how many girls Gillmorenas has gotten in the sack. How can I bet PERFECT for every girl?

It doesn't bother me too much that he bangs chicks over a computer game. Sadly, it's the closest thing to being laid he will ever get. I have some dirt on Gillmorenas that some of you may or may not know...I'll get shit on by a lot of people for picking on him.

He buys his stats. Yes. That's right. He pays people to get him ultimates and other trophies he isn't good enough to get. He gives them his username and password and a LOT of poe for their work. He usually gets his mates from Bloody Mary's Revenge to do this. It's pretty sad...he spends all day on this game, and he's not even good at it. TSK TSK.

I almost want to take pity on Gillmorenas, because every blogger writes about him. But meh, he desserves to be picked on. This is what he gets for being a whore.



Contact me:
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out! <3

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Clemsongurl, yet another rude person.

Today's been an intense day for me to be blogging. This is my SECOND encounter with someone who is extremely rude in twenty four hours. My latest bitch discovery: Clemsongurl. Her boyfriend (Shenji, accused of being a pedophile) was requested by e-mail. I discussed with them both, Clemsongurl is a more bitchy person from what I can tell.

Reason: She called me a liar. I asked her about her boyfriend, I said "I'm blogging about him" she said YOUR BLOG IS ALL LIES. I laughed at that mainly because she doesn't know what blog I run. She now knows. Anyway, she said things like "your an evil person who lies a lot". I don't lie, my blogs are based on FACT. Nothing else. I could easily lie, but I don't. It doesn't get to people's head as much. If you lie, they just ignore it. If you tell the truth, people panic.

Reason the second: She called me pathetic. How many times must I go over this? These blogs take MINUTES to write. I have a real life, I only blog when I get home from And before I go to bed. It’s not that complicated. Please. Stop calling me pathetic, you’re the pathetic ones for criticizing someone for their opinion.

Clemsongurl should crawl into a hole to slowly be withered away to nothing. Which shouldn’t take very long, I hear she’s annorexic.

Contact me!

Tay_lor_66@hotmail.com


Irishkiddo out! <3

Oosteve: Officially the biggest douschebag in the world!

Imagine everything you hate about someone...wrapped into one big package! Tada! It's Oosteve! But congratulations Oosteve! E-mail tay_lor_66@hotmail.com to claim your prize! He's done so many annoying things to deserve this award...I don't know where to begin.
I guess I'll start off with how I met him, through poker. I used to watch the 20k-200k tables to kill time a while ago, and I would always see Oosteve at a table. This is precisely what he would do:
1) Buy in for 50,000 poe.
2) Go all in before the flop.
3) Lose.
4) Re buy for 50,000 poe.
5) Go all in before the flop.
6) Win by default. '
7) Cash out immediately
8) Re buy for 50,000 poe.
9) Continue steps 1-8 for 7 hours.
If you play poker, you know how much of a piss off it is for some to bank. (Banking is the slang word used to describe what Oosteve does)

He also gets poe in ANOTHER douschey way. He steals. A lot. He tried to steal from a crew named "Bloody Mary's Revenge". His attempt was an epic fail. He begged to be a FO, he was promoted to Officer, when they refused to promote him to FO right away. He deleted all the officer bulletin boards notes and left the crew. How rebellious! He deleted those messages that said "There's no place like home" OH NOES, WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE DONE!?
Ban him from the crew.

Another thing Oosteve has done to win the "Biggest Douschebag Award" is....he's stolen over 2 million poe from ships! He already has millions of poe for being a dousche at poker, he decided to go the extra mile and steal some more!

Who do YOU think the Biggest Douschebag Award (Or D.O.A.) belongs to?
Tell me your thoughts at:

tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out! <3

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Ladydarling, crude, rude, and possibly nude!

I decided to do some dock-tarting today. Big mistake. I encountered someone I had not yet encountered before, a lady named 'Ladydarling'. She's pretty bitchy. I was on my blogging alt, so I asked if anyone had heard of my blog. She said she did, she said the worst things imaginable.
One thing she called me was a loser with no life for having the time to write these blogs. News flash, it takes about 5 minutes to type these, I don't even plan them, I just type.
Another thing she called me was pathetic. She asked me why I would possibly blog about a video game? I'm not blogging about a game, I'm blogging about people I've encountered IN a game. It's different. Less nerdy.
The entire time I was standing in that circle most people were like "Oh, your the blogger. Cool." She kept telling me to go away. When I would say something, she would say nobody cared about my thoughts or opinions. That's kind of a slap in the face. Do you have an idea how lame it feels to be told your opinion is worthless? Sure, I don't care about what she thinks of me, she's a bitch. But to say that other people don't care about my opinion without discussing with them first, that's down right mean.

LadyDarling needs to go to "Be nice to people who blog about bitches and bastards" school. She MAY learn a valuable lesson that bloggers blog about that kind of stuff.

If you see her at the docks. Be warned. She's vicious. She's quite rude, and very mean.

Contact me bish's!
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo Out! <3

Monday, March 2, 2009

Anonymous blogger being sued! / Does anyone want to play a little game? = ) E-mail me at tay_lor_66@hotmail.com !

I've recently found out by dock-tarting that Quadehara has threatened me with a law-suit. Wow. I had no idea anyone out there even looked at my blogs. But, frankly...again...I laugh at some peoples stupidity. How does she even plan to sue me? She knows 3 things about my identity. 1) I played puzzle pirates. 2) I have an account on blogspot. 3) I have an e-mail called tay_lor_66@hotmail.com. That's all she knows, and she plans on suing me for saying a story I heard, and having thoughts and opinions. Ha. I'd like to see her try.

I've looked into it, I can't be sued. But if someone hates my blogs enough to try and SUE me, then I would prefer it if they told me through an e-mail. I've already recieved an e-mail basically saying they didn't enjoy my blogs. That's fine with me. I thanked that person for their honesty. I take the e-mails with an open mind. If you have something to say, please contact me about it. You aren't doing anything if you just whisper behind my back. I get annoyed when people do so.
When I write my blogs, I do my best to spread it around Lima silently, then some dumb greenie reads it, and asks you if it is true. (You being the person I write about in my blog, I know everyone that I've wrote about keeps reading my blogs) So HA. E-mail me from now on.


Also, I've recently heard that my blogs are 'boring' simply because they are much longer than thegossipers. My blogs are meant for intelligent people, that don't mind a little bit of reading. I'll try and type less.


Sorry for the short un-interestin blog, I only had about 10 minutes on the computer today, figured I might as well put something up rather than nothing.

Contact me, PLEASE
tay_lor_66@Hotmail.com

Irishkiddo Out! <3

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Mr-got-no-balls.

I got this title from a nickname one of my old mates had for the douschebag himself, Mrballs. I've always hated this man, every since I found out 2 years ago, he was selling sloops for 30,000 poe. (This was when the dub prices were crazily low) Mrballs has always overpriced his ships, and he still does. He rips off noobs all the time, which is just mean...because they are noobs. He claims that some ordinary sloops are limited edition or rare. He buys boats under-priced, and sells them over-priced because of "Market Value". But I am only brushing up against a small portion as to why Mrballs is a douschebag. I was recently told of a tale that happened not too long ago, of Mrballs' tyranny.
'What did Mrballs do besides over price boats?' is what might be on your mind. Here is my response:
Not too long ago, there was an evil man (Mrballs) who was only married to this one person (Quadehara) because she had lots of moneys! They were both terrible people anyway, so it doesn't really matter that he was just using her. Anyway..One day, Mrballs decided he wanted to pick on WAY weaker flags than his, ones that didn't suck up to him, or bow in his presence. He would declare war on all the little flags that he could over power that didn't like him. Now, not only did he declare war on people, he made up lies about them. Like a mental warfare.
Mrballs is a well known person, so people thought "He's famous, he must be right!" Anyway, there was this teenage girl, (I won't reference a name because she asked not to be named she was also the very first target of Mrballs' doing.) who was being targeted by Mrballs for a reason that was completely stupid. She simply, didn't like him. She was a nice girl too. She also had a very nice reputation, majority of people she knew liked her. Mrballs found out about this. He made very unnecesary accusations about the girl, claiming that she was married in real life, and was pretending she was a teenager, and how she was a whore. She was torn apart, people just seemed to believe Mrballs, his crew, and his wife Quadehara. One mate, was so pissed off by this effort made by Mrballs, he decided to stand up to him, his crew, and his wife. His flag was immediately declared war on by Mrballs, and he targeted him next for mental warfare. Then, another mate stepped in and learnt about these accusations. He was told to stay away from the girl. Because she was lying about her life and she was actually married. Mrballs began to do this to EVERYONE who stood up to him, he abused his power to get to little weak flags and crews. He is a douschebag.
Isn't that just terrible? He tore friends apart by lying to them. He is still doing this. He is making up lies about people he doesn't like and telling them to all his 'friends' and then they tell their friends, and so on. ( I will probably be targeted for sharing this ) Luckily, 4 flags have began to bond together against Mrballs. Hopefully, they can take him down, shatter his self esteem, turn his friends against him. Just as he has done to so many other pirates.
Want to contribute to the mental warfare against Mrballs? Start making up rumours about them, then tell everyone. Give him a taste of his own medicine. OR, you could send me an e-mail (my e-mail is at the bottom of this note as it is in all my other notes) He's a douschebag that needs to be stopped. He has the I.Q. of a garden squirrel. He doesn't even know proper grammar, and apparently he's 40 years old.
This is how I would describe him:
-Intelligence of a 4 year old
-Maturity of a child who giggles at farts
-As bitchy as a teenage girl during her time of the month.

This space will be added to as time goes on. Keep watching this.

P.S. I heard he molests children.


Contact me, tell me your thoughts, opinions, request people for me to talk about.
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out!

Moments of Retardation.

There have been many situations of Retardation(I mean that with no offense to those who are handicapped, I meant it as very foolish decisions). On the internet for example...Like the time when 'Star Wars Kid' thought it would be cool to film himself....Or when Tay Zonday decided to put a song he made called "Chocolate Rain" on the internet....Or when The Wrath of Armageddon thought it would be a good idea to blockade Get Off My Lawn.
Why would you attack a flag, with 1) Cyndiepet in it, everyone loves Cyndiepet(including myself), so everyone would side with her. 2) Get Off my Lawn hasn't blockaded in over a year if my memory serves correctly. They would've been just sitting on poe for that extensive time period. I betcha Get Off My Lawn has more poe than all of Vanguards poe x10 :o
Yesterdays blockade was so terrible, it was laughable, especially near the end. I'm going to summarize what went down in the blockade.


The blockade started off pretty even, I thought it was going to be a very close blockade. I was most deffinetly wrong. The jobbers were close, only about 10 apart. The Wrath of Armageddon won the first round! The pay was around...2,500 poe by the end of the first round. I started to panic when I saw Wrath of Armageddon had one the first round, because I had bet 50,000 poe that Get Off My Lawn would win.
Round the Second! This is where I began to smile. The pay was up to around 2,700 poe. The beginning was quite shaky, but Get Off My Lawn started sinking more of The Wrath Of Armageddon's War Frigates. They pulled it off in the end. ( I wasn't surprised because Get Off My lawn is easily much better than The Wrath Of Armageddon. But what's funny is Get Off My Lawn won the round, even though they were blowing the shit out of their own ships.ROFLROFL.
Round the Third! Not so exciting here. The Wrath of Armageddon got viciously owned. The pay was up to about...3k. Get Off My Lawn won the round quite easily. (Despite hitting their own ships several times)
Round 3 break. This is where I started to just laugh at The Wrath of Armageddon. I didn't even pity them t were doing so bad. Round 3 break was just Get Off My Lawn absolutely massacring The Wrath of Armageddon, and The Wrath of Armageddon was just trying to get off the board. Running, Get Off my Lawn fired there balls at their face. Get Off my Lawn won the blockade, and I made 50,000 pieces of eight.

My thoughts and opinions on this blockade
-Get Off My Lawn is the destroyed of souls.
-Get Off My Lawn OTW(Owns the world)
-The Wrath of Armageddon tried to be cool by blockading the most doom-ful flag. They deserved that ass-whooping.
-The battle between Get Off My Lawn and The Wrath of Armageddon was like if Chuck Norris were to fight a cabbage.
-The Wrath of Armageddon wasted a hell of a lot of poe, and we should all laugh at them at every chance they get.

There's a lesson to be learned in all of this.
Think your plans through.
Don't blockade Get Off My Lawn.

Holy hell this was a long blog. I wasn't trying to diss anyone in this blog, I just wanted to share what happened yesterday at the blockade. (I already posted a hate blog today)
P.S. If you don't know who star wars kid are, or what Chocolate rain is. Get off my internet! (Heh, it's a play on words cause I was talking about Get Off My lawn)
Links to moments of retardation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA -Chocolate Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU -Star Wars kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPANByjqh8 -Halo Kid. I didn't mention this one, but it's fun to see how geeky some people are.
This blog is dedicated to Tristan and Cyndiepet! Who's 4 year anniversary is THIS Wednesday! Congratulations :)

Contact me to request people or things for me to blog about, negative OR positive.

tay_lor_66@hotmail.com


Irishkiddo out! <3


Saturday, February 28, 2009

Cleopatra from Malachite.

Hey. Me again. For once...I'm going to rant on about a person from Malachite ocean. This rant will be short, and informative

Cleopatra is a bitch.
The end.

Kidding. Could you imagine if I did that?

Cleopatra is in fact a bitch. I was in her crew on Malachite, it was probably the worst experience of my life. She takes this game WAY to seriously. I was a Senior Officer in her crew, I regret ever joining her crew. One day, I had to check on my stalls because I had a few moments to kill before I was going to visit my grandmother in the hospital. So I hopped on, and started checking my stalls. When I logged on, Cleopatra insisted I joined their crew pillage. I politely said "I can't, I'm only on for about 2 minutes" She started yelling at me, and others in the crew. I have a chat log for you guys to read. Enjoy.

Cleopatra tells ye, "come pillage. now"
Ye told Cleopatra, "I can't, I have to go in a few minutes. Sowwy."
Cleopatra tells ye, "scuppering unbelievable"
Cleopatra tells ye, "stop lying to me. your a senior officer it is your responsability to come along on crew pillages! now get on!
Ye told Cleopatra, "Woahh...calm down. I'm going to visit my grandmother in the hospital. She doesn't have long left, so I'm deciding to visit her. Speaking of which, good-bye.
Cleopatra tells ye, "who cares about your grandmother, she's almost dead anyway this is more important!"
Cleopatra tells ye, "GET ON THE BOAT!!!"

I got expelled from the crew for exposing what she said into crew chat. Isn't that kind of mean..and insensitive for someone to say that? R.I.P. Grammy Jo.
I would highly recommend all those 'war hunters' out there to declare War against her flag. They're a bunch of noobs. I could easily beat them in a PvP with my eyes closed.(I suck at battle navigation, a blind parrot is better than I am)
So the next time you want a run in with Satan himself, send Cleopatra a /tell over on Malachite! :)

Side note: Everytime you see me type italicized in a little stanza like this, it means I have something off-topic to tell you. (I got this idea from The Princess Bride) Anyhow, this blog has been getting more hits than I expected it to. I thank you all for reading my informative blogs :)
Also, visit the blog that inspired me. www.limagossips.blogspot.com His site is much better than mine. TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT US BOTH <3

Lot's of love.
Irishkiddo <3

Contact me!
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Friday, February 27, 2009

Keynee: Man or Woman? Dumbass or asshole? Maybe both!

This person has sent tells and talked into his Flag’s officer chat about actually being a girl. Maybe he wants to be a girl? Or maybe he actually is a girl? Or maybe a girl trapped in a wimpy 40 year old mans body? . He has also said that he enjoys his girlfriend’s dick, Yes, I said girlfriend’s! Then he actually goes around and tells people “Don’t be jealous of my girlfriend”. No one is jealous of your one foot dick girlfriend! Then goes around /complaining people for saying the word “Retard” because he is one. Now I would call Keynne a Retard, but then that would be an insult to all the retards out there.

Keynee also despises poor people. If you do not spend actually money on a children’s video game then you are not cool to him. To be his friend you must waste real money on fake products for this children’s video game. Then give up your whole life into a dedication to it. Which means you must give up your real friends, family and religion. Finally, you must start a new religion that follows the life of Puzzle Pirates. Doing so, you must follow Cleaver as a god, and put in 24 hours of game time everyday. Only after this well you be his friend. So ask yourself this question… “Who would want to be his friend?”

The thing that’s really pathetic about Keynee is how he hates everyone that doesn’t live in his country. True story, Keynee sends a tell to a friend of mine arguing with him. Keynee tells him that he thinks that he is “American Filth”, he replies saying “No I’m Welsh” Keynee being a pathetic dumbass asshole says, “Well there the same kind of filth”. Keynee… No one likes you, stop jacking off to your cyber boyfriend and got outside once in a while, no sunlight isn’t good for you!



Contact me!

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mutumbo a pedophile, Shariblue a bitch.

Yikes! I really got 'told' as some might say. My last blog was about the pedophile Mutumbo. If you are yet to read it, go over and click on it before you read this :)

Mutumbo did in fact read what I said, which is nice. But instead of actually contacting me about it, she told some bitch named Shariblue. Now Shariblue contacted me through e-mail, I'll give you a rough summary of what she said. (It was 4 pages long)

Do you think you are tough or cool? Bad-mouthing someone anonymously and not even first talking about it to them. I have contacted Three Rings requesting they ban you immediatly. I sent three rings a link to your blog, as proof as to why you should be banned.Wow.Shes pretty smart, she's got it all figured out. I'm fucked.Funny thing is...she's a fucking retard. How stupid is she?She said I was being idiotic for not confronting Mutumbo, and not talking to her about my issues with her.
What a hypocrite. I have an alternate account in her crew. She is constantly bad mouthing members of BMR and a pirate named Jellyphant. Ha. Way to talk about your problems yeh dumb bitch.Also, if she thought talking about your problems was best...she woulda told Mutumbo to contact me instead of sending a bulldog.

That whole..."I'm telling" routine didn't scare me, it pissed me off. Three Rings won’t ban me, I am a victim of Mutumbo’s pedophilic ways while playing puzzle pirates and I said those things on a different website. I made an e-mail account used mainly for THIS blog. SUCK ON THAT. Quite honestly, I applaud Shariblue's stupidity, and am shocked that she's still alive, but...her e-mail gave me a hell of a good laugh. Also, I thank her for promoting my blog by sending it to Three Rings and others. It spreads the truth about Mutumbo ;D I enjoy that my blogs are getting spread...

So now some stories about Shariblue :D

She, like Mutumbo likes to do dirty things with teenage boys in the game, Biggreenyoho was 15 when they met and the 2 were often seen standing face to face on ships having cyber sex.
Oh but get this, Biggreenyoho was one of the boys Mutumbo used to be inappropriate with and have cyber sex with in BMR before he met Sharblue.

Shariblue is two faced and gets information from her “hearties” then goes and tells the other parties involved everything then denies ever saying a thing.

Shariblue knows how to turn on tears at the drop of a hat when talking about a pirate she doesn’t like .
She is known to get other pirates to do things for her, playing the damsel in distress role to evoke other players emotions and it gets really old after the first few times.
Stop believing lies and talk to the people involved instead of spreading shit.

Shariblue is just as bad as Mutumbo, Maybe they both should be locked in a van with other pedophiles and parked somewhere in Texas around late July, 27th sounds good.

I have a message for Biggreenyoho "Keep your bitch on her leash."

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(These blogs are associated with me, a retired player from Puzzle Pirates. They are not made by anyone mentioned in these blogs)

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I immensly dislike Mutumbo

Pedophile. That's the first word that pops into my mind when I hear the name "Mutumbo"
I decided to make this blog because some douschebag sent me a link to this blog (http://limagossips.blogspot.com/) that bad-mouthed dock tarts(Gillmorenas, Skittle) and my goal is to bad mouth everyone that is a dousche-fag.

Mutumbo used to be enrolled in the crew Bloody Mary's Revenge on the viridian ocean, she was thrown out after she tried seducing and molesting SEVERAL children in BMR including myself. She is around...50 years old and pretends to be younger.
She flashed multiple young teenagers her "lady lumps" and her va-jay-jay, over a webcam chat. I wont mention the boys names for their own protection/I forgot his name. ;D

Alright now its time forrrrrrrrrrr some fun stories about Mutumbo and all her slutty pedophiliac ways! <3 Enjoy the read...have any more stories? Contact me VIA e-mail! <3

She talked about foreplay with a 13yo boy and tried many times to have sex with him telling him stuff like ……..Mutumbo tells ye, "i want u to rub my hot pusse with yer tongue”

She got on teamspeak and moaned sexually for a 14yo boy and explained in graphic detail what the 69 position was.

She uses lots of alts so she could have cyber sex with many pirates without each other knowing…and also scams pirates to buy her gifts and give her poe.

She asked a young teen to marry her while she was telling other teens that she would marry them on alts, sent him an invitation to watch her naked on cam.

Got a password from a teen boy in exchange for exposing herself on cam,

Stole a pirates password then she robbed their crew stealing 400k . People know it was her because she contacted people who the pirate didn’t even know and started talking like Mutumbo.

Lay naked on her bed moaning and giggling while touching herself on cam, then got on an alt called Piratewench and threatened to get the teen boy banned because he told people about it
Ye told Piratewench, " are you mut?"
Piratewench tells ye, "who is mut???"
Ye told Piratewench, " someone who shows her tits on cam"
Piratewench tells ye, "I will get u banned".

Asked a teen to come stay at her house in P….. NSW, and asked a boy to mail her his underpants .

Showed everyone where she lived on google maps in the hope one of these young boys would stumble their way there.
When she was in BMR, every time someone logged on (Only the people she knew were children) she went, "Hi luv! /emote runs and hugs _____<---insert young helpless child's name here"
1. I feel bad for the teenagers.
2. Mutumbo is a slut.
3. Mutumbo should be Karate chopped by Bruce Lee‘s ghost, round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, and then shot by Jack Bauer.


People like Mutumbo are dousche-fags, and dousche-fucks. Pardon my language. But when a 50 year old goes around pretending to be a teen and having cyber-sex with teenagers. It's kind of disgusting. How desperate are you for a sexual arousement that you're actually having sex online. It's even worse that she did it with many young teenagers, and tried it with even more. Boys with small developing winkys turn her on.. Yuck, Because Mut looks after children you have to wonder if her charges are safe from her sexual desires.
(Pardon my swearing) She is like biggest slut-bitch-fucker in the history of pedophilia. If I ever were to meet her, I would get as far away from her as possible.. and stay at least 6 feet away at all times. (6 feet because if I go any closer she will molest me, and just looking at her could turn me to stone)

More info on this when I start to remember it all and look through all my logs :)

If I were in charge, I would sentence her to "Getting molested by 400 year old men for the rest of eternity, that'll learn em'!

P.S. This are my OWN blogs.

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