Thursday, March 12, 2009

Say what?!

Some of you may or have may not heard, but I've been asked to join www.lima-gossips.blogspot.com I gladly accepted. I'll still post the blogs I write here. But they will also be posted up on lima-gossips. Check that site out for my blogs, and many other things!

ALSO, fun little fact for you to know...I'm hated! I know, it's hard to believe because I'm such a cool guy, but people were arguing with "The Gossiper" over me joining lima gossips. It's fun to know people hate me and want me to not succeed with my blogs. Scupper all you haters! =)
To all my fans, I love ya! <3

E-mail me your thoughts and opinions about me, my blogs, and my move!
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

E-MAIL ME OR RABID CHIPMUNKS WILL CRAWL OUT OF YOUR ESOPHAGUS AND EAT YOUR EARS.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Redbrdterry is a noob hater.

I've never blogged about someone I used to be friends with. But I've recently remembered that Redbrdterry is not as nice as he seems. Quite a while back, when the crew "Opportunities" or something like that was active, Redbrdterry and his wife Arielmac thought it would be a fun idea to PvP that crew. Now, I'm fine with PvP's, don't get me wrong. But this is what they did that really ticked me off. They were /cwho Opportunities to see if they were pillaging. Then, once they discovered they were pillaging they found out what island they were near/heading to. They then moved a boat to that island and hunted them down and PvP'd them. (I think it's wrong to do this unless you are in a war with someone, picking on greenies is unfair in my mind). Then, it got worse.
The crew Opportunities' boat was in battle. So Redbrdterry kept turning about so that Opportunities' boat would be visible. They waited for the battle to be over, then pounced on them as soon as they could. They obviously won. But no. That was not enough for them. They decided to continue to follow Opportunities and re-engage them! They were a bunch of greenies for crying out loud! They didn't even have stock on their ship. I told Redbrdterry that I thought what they were doing was wrong. They said this.
_____ says, "You're kidding right. You want to re-engage them?"
_____ says, "That's not fair at all. They're a bunch of nubs."
Redbrdterry says, "we are trying to teach them about what can happen at seas"
Arielmac says, "ya, we're teaching them a lesson"

In my own personal mind, that's the biggest bull shit I've ever heard. I know they were only doing it to get their crew fame up. It's sad, Redbrdterry was a Grand-Master battle navigator, and he could only beat greenies in a PvP. I was slightly disgusted by what they were doing. After a few moments of arguing, I was planked. I was also muted by Redbrdterry and Arielmac. I haven't spoken to them since. (This happened well over a year ago.) I was also exiled from their flag, and their alliance web.

Now, I'm not sure if Redbrdterry was joking or not, or just being friendly. He inn-tarts. Usually, during his inn-tarting he has conversations with random people. That's fine with me. But he's married, and for sure over 25 years old. He was calling all the girls in the inn "hawtie" and other assortments of pet names you'd think a 14 year old boy would say. Why is it Puzzle Pirates is a Pedophile magnet? You can't turn a corner without bumping into a pervert. It's terrible. Puzzle Pirates should be a safe environment, from everyone and everything. This perv problem needs to be cut down.



Contact me or die:
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

(The events in this blog, as in all my other blogs are completely factual. These things really did happen. About Red's inn-talk, I've caught him many times doing this, and saying these things ONLY when Arielmac is offline. Don't hate me because I have an opinion.)


Anonymous blogger bids you farewell!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

The Long Awaited Blog For Shenji! (Or L.A.B.F.S)

SO many people have e-mailed me being like "Blog Shenji, he's a dousche"<--{That's my way of spelling douche}. So, it's time, I'm going to blog about how much of a dousche Shenji is! Let the blogging begin!

I honestly have no idea where to begin with Shenji. He's pretty much THE biggest prick in the world. I made fun of his 'woman' in one of my blogs. This is what he did. He went to Lima Inn and started BLABBING about my blog. That's probably the WORST idea ever. When you sit and bad mouth a website, people are going to visit that site out of curiosity. When people start to visit my website, they become more knowledgeable of their fellow pirates. What a dumbass. He also never tried to contact me in anyway after I wrote the blog. I even told him before I wrote the blog "I'm going to write a blog about your girlfriend" he said "ok, see if i care". He obviously cared.

Not to mention he's extremely stupid, he's also a jack-ass. Here's a conversation with him.
Ye told Shenji, "Hi."
Shenji tells ye, "go away"
Ye told Shenji, "That wasn't very nice. I just wanted to say I was going to post a hate blog about your girlfriend."
Shenji tells ye, "i dont really care if you do or not"
Shenji tells ye, "your bothering me go away"

Personally, I didn't think I was being annoying at all.

Next. Just like all those other dousche's I blog about, he's a huge flirt. He's been caught flirting with like..every girl in the history of the game. It's kind of sad because his girlfriend hasn't even caught onto it yet. He's been cybering with a lotta girlies lately! I asked around at Lima docks, I was kind of shocked at how many people he's tried it with.

Did I mention that I hate his guts? Also, I heard he ranges from 19-27 years of age. People tell me diffrent things. His girflriend is from 15-17. Either way, it's still illegal for him to be dating her. His girlfriend has CONFESSED to them meeting up in real life. Now, that's fine with me. For people to meet up from the game. BUT, they had sex. I don't like to meddle in people's personal lives, but that is kind of wrong in my mind. It's one thing to meet in real life, but to have sex? I find that kind of disturbing. Secondly, I heard FROM his girlfriend, he tried to make her smoke pot. I don't think it's wrong to smoke pot, but to try and GET someone to smoke pot is wrong. I would've been with it if she had asked for the pot, but for him to try and peer pressure into it is wrong in my mind.

This story and all of my others blogs are COMPLETELY true.
P.S. His girlfriend is Clemsongurl.

As usual, contact me:
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out! <3

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Hookaa! Come claim your prize!

Wow. Amazing. In just a few days, I found an ultimate winner, deserving of the title "Douschebag of the Year"! He successfully annoyed the HELL out of myself and Limagossips.

What did he do? :O
At first he talked like this: Hookaa says, "jst sht up ok?" Then me and Limagossips yelled at him and called him illiterate many thousands of times. After we did that, he suddenly started typing the way I type. With full grammar. He claimed he ALWAYS typed like that. That is a lie. He doesn't have the intelligence to type properly. He isn't really smart enough to do anything. Somebody should get him another braincell, his one is getting lonely.

NEXT he just started saying things that we're completely irrelevant to what we were talking about because he wanted to sound smart. He sounded smart to all the dumb people, but not to me. Hookaa also claimed that I have absolutely no life for sitting and writing one blog a day, which takes 10 minutes. HE however is always on the game, just sitting at Lima Docks. Go check right now, he's probably on. If he wants to see a pathetic life, he should really take a gander at what he does with his time.

AVOIDE HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off-topic, but...does anyone actually care who I really am? And I may or may not stop blogging. Gimme your feedback.
Tell me at
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out! <3



Thursday, March 5, 2009

Gillmorenas...The Pimp of Puzzle Pirates!

If you know 'Gillmorenas' at all, it's a well known fact he is a womanizer. I'm not sure of EXACTLY what it means, but to me, he dates a chick, bangs them, dumps them. He dates a new girl pretty much every week. I'm surprised though at how many girls Gillmorenas has gotten in the sack. How can I bet PERFECT for every girl?

It doesn't bother me too much that he bangs chicks over a computer game. Sadly, it's the closest thing to being laid he will ever get. I have some dirt on Gillmorenas that some of you may or may not know...I'll get shit on by a lot of people for picking on him.

He buys his stats. Yes. That's right. He pays people to get him ultimates and other trophies he isn't good enough to get. He gives them his username and password and a LOT of poe for their work. He usually gets his mates from Bloody Mary's Revenge to do this. It's pretty sad...he spends all day on this game, and he's not even good at it. TSK TSK.

I almost want to take pity on Gillmorenas, because every blogger writes about him. But meh, he desserves to be picked on. This is what he gets for being a whore.



Contact me:
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Irishkiddo out! <3

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Clemsongurl, yet another rude person.

Today's been an intense day for me to be blogging. This is my SECOND encounter with someone who is extremely rude in twenty four hours. My latest bitch discovery: Clemsongurl. Her boyfriend (Shenji, accused of being a pedophile) was requested by e-mail. I discussed with them both, Clemsongurl is a more bitchy person from what I can tell.

Reason: She called me a liar. I asked her about her boyfriend, I said "I'm blogging about him" she said YOUR BLOG IS ALL LIES. I laughed at that mainly because she doesn't know what blog I run. She now knows. Anyway, she said things like "your an evil person who lies a lot". I don't lie, my blogs are based on FACT. Nothing else. I could easily lie, but I don't. It doesn't get to people's head as much. If you lie, they just ignore it. If you tell the truth, people panic.

Reason the second: She called me pathetic. How many times must I go over this? These blogs take MINUTES to write. I have a real life, I only blog when I get home from And before I go to bed. It’s not that complicated. Please. Stop calling me pathetic, you’re the pathetic ones for criticizing someone for their opinion.

Clemsongurl should crawl into a hole to slowly be withered away to nothing. Which shouldn’t take very long, I hear she’s annorexic.

Contact me!

Tay_lor_66@hotmail.com


Irishkiddo out! <3

Oosteve: Officially the biggest douschebag in the world!

Imagine everything you hate about someone...wrapped into one big package! Tada! It's Oosteve! But congratulations Oosteve! E-mail tay_lor_66@hotmail.com to claim your prize! He's done so many annoying things to deserve this award...I don't know where to begin.
I guess I'll start off with how I met him, through poker. I used to watch the 20k-200k tables to kill time a while ago, and I would always see Oosteve at a table. This is precisely what he would do:
1) Buy in for 50,000 poe.
2) Go all in before the flop.
3) Lose.
4) Re buy for 50,000 poe.
5) Go all in before the flop.
6) Win by default. '
7) Cash out immediately
8) Re buy for 50,000 poe.
9) Continue steps 1-8 for 7 hours.
If you play poker, you know how much of a piss off it is for some to bank. (Banking is the slang word used to describe what Oosteve does)

He also gets poe in ANOTHER douschey way. He steals. A lot. He tried to steal from a crew named "Bloody Mary's Revenge". His attempt was an epic fail. He begged to be a FO, he was promoted to Officer, when they refused to promote him to FO right away. He deleted all the officer bulletin boards notes and left the crew. How rebellious! He deleted those messages that said "There's no place like home" OH NOES, WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE DONE!?
Ban him from the crew.

Another thing Oosteve has done to win the "Biggest Douschebag Award" is....he's stolen over 2 million poe from ships! He already has millions of poe for being a dousche at poker, he decided to go the extra mile and steal some more!

Who do YOU think the Biggest Douschebag Award (Or D.O.A.) belongs to?
Tell me your thoughts at:

tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo out! <3

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Ladydarling, crude, rude, and possibly nude!

I decided to do some dock-tarting today. Big mistake. I encountered someone I had not yet encountered before, a lady named 'Ladydarling'. She's pretty bitchy. I was on my blogging alt, so I asked if anyone had heard of my blog. She said she did, she said the worst things imaginable.
One thing she called me was a loser with no life for having the time to write these blogs. News flash, it takes about 5 minutes to type these, I don't even plan them, I just type.
Another thing she called me was pathetic. She asked me why I would possibly blog about a video game? I'm not blogging about a game, I'm blogging about people I've encountered IN a game. It's different. Less nerdy.
The entire time I was standing in that circle most people were like "Oh, your the blogger. Cool." She kept telling me to go away. When I would say something, she would say nobody cared about my thoughts or opinions. That's kind of a slap in the face. Do you have an idea how lame it feels to be told your opinion is worthless? Sure, I don't care about what she thinks of me, she's a bitch. But to say that other people don't care about my opinion without discussing with them first, that's down right mean.

LadyDarling needs to go to "Be nice to people who blog about bitches and bastards" school. She MAY learn a valuable lesson that bloggers blog about that kind of stuff.

If you see her at the docks. Be warned. She's vicious. She's quite rude, and very mean.

Contact me bish's!
tay_lor_66@hotmail.com

Irishkiddo Out! <3

Monday, March 2, 2009

Anonymous blogger being sued! / Does anyone want to play a little game? = ) E-mail me at tay_lor_66@hotmail.com !

I've recently found out by dock-tarting that Quadehara has threatened me with a law-suit. Wow. I had no idea anyone out there even looked at my blogs. But, frankly...again...I laugh at some peoples stupidity. How does she even plan to sue me? She knows 3 things about my identity. 1) I played puzzle pirates. 2) I have an account on blogspot. 3) I have an e-mail called tay_lor_66@hotmail.com. That's all she knows, and she plans on suing me for saying a story I heard, and having thoughts and opinions. Ha. I'd like to see her try.

I've looked into it, I can't be sued. But if someone hates my blogs enough to try and SUE me, then I would prefer it if they told me through an e-mail. I've already recieved an e-mail basically saying they didn't enjoy my blogs. That's fine with me. I thanked that person for their honesty. I take the e-mails with an open mind. If you have something to say, please contact me about it. You aren't doing anything if you just whisper behind my back. I get annoyed when people do so.
When I write my blogs, I do my best to spread it around Lima silently, then some dumb greenie reads it, and asks you if it is true. (You being the person I write about in my blog, I know everyone that I've wrote about keeps reading my blogs) So HA. E-mail me from now on.


Also, I've recently heard that my blogs are 'boring' simply because they are much longer than thegossipers. My blogs are meant for intelligent people, that don't mind a little bit of reading. I'll try and type less.


Sorry for the short un-interestin blog, I only had about 10 minutes on the computer today, figured I might as well put something up rather than nothing.

Contact me, PLEASE
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Irishkiddo Out! <3

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Mr-got-no-balls.

I got this title from a nickname one of my old mates had for the douschebag himself, Mrballs. I've always hated this man, every since I found out 2 years ago, he was selling sloops for 30,000 poe. (This was when the dub prices were crazily low) Mrballs has always overpriced his ships, and he still does. He rips off noobs all the time, which is just mean...because they are noobs. He claims that some ordinary sloops are limited edition or rare. He buys boats under-priced, and sells them over-priced because of "Market Value". But I am only brushing up against a small portion as to why Mrballs is a douschebag. I was recently told of a tale that happened not too long ago, of Mrballs' tyranny.
'What did Mrballs do besides over price boats?' is what might be on your mind. Here is my response:
Not too long ago, there was an evil man (Mrballs) who was only married to this one person (Quadehara) because she had lots of moneys! They were both terrible people anyway, so it doesn't really matter that he was just using her. Anyway..One day, Mrballs decided he wanted to pick on WAY weaker flags than his, ones that didn't suck up to him, or bow in his presence. He would declare war on all the little flags that he could over power that didn't like him. Now, not only did he declare war on people, he made up lies about them. Like a mental warfare.
Mrballs is a well known person, so people thought "He's famous, he must be right!" Anyway, there was this teenage girl, (I won't reference a name because she asked not to be named she was also the very first target of Mrballs' doing.) who was being targeted by Mrballs for a reason that was completely stupid. She simply, didn't like him. She was a nice girl too. She also had a very nice reputation, majority of people she knew liked her. Mrballs found out about this. He made very unnecesary accusations about the girl, claiming that she was married in real life, and was pretending she was a teenager, and how she was a whore. She was torn apart, people just seemed to believe Mrballs, his crew, and his wife Quadehara. One mate, was so pissed off by this effort made by Mrballs, he decided to stand up to him, his crew, and his wife. His flag was immediately declared war on by Mrballs, and he targeted him next for mental warfare. Then, another mate stepped in and learnt about these accusations. He was told to stay away from the girl. Because she was lying about her life and she was actually married. Mrballs began to do this to EVERYONE who stood up to him, he abused his power to get to little weak flags and crews. He is a douschebag.
Isn't that just terrible? He tore friends apart by lying to them. He is still doing this. He is making up lies about people he doesn't like and telling them to all his 'friends' and then they tell their friends, and so on. ( I will probably be targeted for sharing this ) Luckily, 4 flags have began to bond together against Mrballs. Hopefully, they can take him down, shatter his self esteem, turn his friends against him. Just as he has done to so many other pirates.
Want to contribute to the mental warfare against Mrballs? Start making up rumours about them, then tell everyone. Give him a taste of his own medicine. OR, you could send me an e-mail (my e-mail is at the bottom of this note as it is in all my other notes) He's a douschebag that needs to be stopped. He has the I.Q. of a garden squirrel. He doesn't even know proper grammar, and apparently he's 40 years old.
This is how I would describe him:
-Intelligence of a 4 year old
-Maturity of a child who giggles at farts
-As bitchy as a teenage girl during her time of the month.

This space will be added to as time goes on. Keep watching this.

P.S. I heard he molests children.


Contact me, tell me your thoughts, opinions, request people for me to talk about.
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Irishkiddo out!

Moments of Retardation.

There have been many situations of Retardation(I mean that with no offense to those who are handicapped, I meant it as very foolish decisions). On the internet for example...Like the time when 'Star Wars Kid' thought it would be cool to film himself....Or when Tay Zonday decided to put a song he made called "Chocolate Rain" on the internet....Or when The Wrath of Armageddon thought it would be a good idea to blockade Get Off My Lawn.
Why would you attack a flag, with 1) Cyndiepet in it, everyone loves Cyndiepet(including myself), so everyone would side with her. 2) Get Off my Lawn hasn't blockaded in over a year if my memory serves correctly. They would've been just sitting on poe for that extensive time period. I betcha Get Off My Lawn has more poe than all of Vanguards poe x10 :o
Yesterdays blockade was so terrible, it was laughable, especially near the end. I'm going to summarize what went down in the blockade.


The blockade started off pretty even, I thought it was going to be a very close blockade. I was most deffinetly wrong. The jobbers were close, only about 10 apart. The Wrath of Armageddon won the first round! The pay was around...2,500 poe by the end of the first round. I started to panic when I saw Wrath of Armageddon had one the first round, because I had bet 50,000 poe that Get Off My Lawn would win.
Round the Second! This is where I began to smile. The pay was up to around 2,700 poe. The beginning was quite shaky, but Get Off My Lawn started sinking more of The Wrath Of Armageddon's War Frigates. They pulled it off in the end. ( I wasn't surprised because Get Off My lawn is easily much better than The Wrath Of Armageddon. But what's funny is Get Off My Lawn won the round, even though they were blowing the shit out of their own ships.ROFLROFL.
Round the Third! Not so exciting here. The Wrath of Armageddon got viciously owned. The pay was up to about...3k. Get Off My Lawn won the round quite easily. (Despite hitting their own ships several times)
Round 3 break. This is where I started to just laugh at The Wrath of Armageddon. I didn't even pity them t were doing so bad. Round 3 break was just Get Off My Lawn absolutely massacring The Wrath of Armageddon, and The Wrath of Armageddon was just trying to get off the board. Running, Get Off my Lawn fired there balls at their face. Get Off my Lawn won the blockade, and I made 50,000 pieces of eight.

My thoughts and opinions on this blockade
-Get Off My Lawn is the destroyed of souls.
-Get Off My Lawn OTW(Owns the world)
-The Wrath of Armageddon tried to be cool by blockading the most doom-ful flag. They deserved that ass-whooping.
-The battle between Get Off My Lawn and The Wrath of Armageddon was like if Chuck Norris were to fight a cabbage.
-The Wrath of Armageddon wasted a hell of a lot of poe, and we should all laugh at them at every chance they get.

There's a lesson to be learned in all of this.
Think your plans through.
Don't blockade Get Off My Lawn.

Holy hell this was a long blog. I wasn't trying to diss anyone in this blog, I just wanted to share what happened yesterday at the blockade. (I already posted a hate blog today)
P.S. If you don't know who star wars kid are, or what Chocolate rain is. Get off my internet! (Heh, it's a play on words cause I was talking about Get Off My lawn)
Links to moments of retardation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA -Chocolate Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU -Star Wars kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPANByjqh8 -Halo Kid. I didn't mention this one, but it's fun to see how geeky some people are.
This blog is dedicated to Tristan and Cyndiepet! Who's 4 year anniversary is THIS Wednesday! Congratulations :)

Contact me to request people or things for me to blog about, negative OR positive.

tay_lor_66@hotmail.com


Irishkiddo out! <3