Moments of Retardation.

There have been many situations of Retardation(I mean that with no offense to those who are handicapped, I meant it as very foolish decisions). On the internet for example...Like the time when 'Star Wars Kid' thought it would be cool to film himself....Or when Tay Zonday decided to put a song he made called "Chocolate Rain" on the internet....Or when The Wrath of Armageddon thought it would be a good idea to blockade Get Off My Lawn.
Why would you attack a flag, with 1) Cyndiepet in it, everyone loves Cyndiepet(including myself), so everyone would side with her. 2) Get Off my Lawn hasn't blockaded in over a year if my memory serves correctly. They would've been just sitting on poe for that extensive time period. I betcha Get Off My Lawn has more poe than all of Vanguards poe x10 :o
Yesterdays blockade was so terrible, it was laughable, especially near the end. I'm going to summarize what went down in the blockade.


The blockade started off pretty even, I thought it was going to be a very close blockade. I was most deffinetly wrong. The jobbers were close, only about 10 apart. The Wrath of Armageddon won the first round! The pay was around...2,500 poe by the end of the first round. I started to panic when I saw Wrath of Armageddon had one the first round, because I had bet 50,000 poe that Get Off My Lawn would win.
Round the Second! This is where I began to smile. The pay was up to around 2,700 poe. The beginning was quite shaky, but Get Off My Lawn started sinking more of The Wrath Of Armageddon's War Frigates. They pulled it off in the end. ( I wasn't surprised because Get Off My lawn is easily much better than The Wrath Of Armageddon. But what's funny is Get Off My Lawn won the round, even though they were blowing the shit out of their own ships.ROFLROFL.
Round the Third! Not so exciting here. The Wrath of Armageddon got viciously owned. The pay was up to about...3k. Get Off My Lawn won the round quite easily. (Despite hitting their own ships several times)
Round 3 break. This is where I started to just laugh at The Wrath of Armageddon. I didn't even pity them t were doing so bad. Round 3 break was just Get Off My Lawn absolutely massacring The Wrath of Armageddon, and The Wrath of Armageddon was just trying to get off the board. Running, Get Off my Lawn fired there balls at their face. Get Off my Lawn won the blockade, and I made 50,000 pieces of eight.

My thoughts and opinions on this blockade
-Get Off My Lawn is the destroyed of souls.
-Get Off My Lawn OTW(Owns the world)
-The Wrath of Armageddon tried to be cool by blockading the most doom-ful flag. They deserved that ass-whooping.
-The battle between Get Off My Lawn and The Wrath of Armageddon was like if Chuck Norris were to fight a cabbage.
-The Wrath of Armageddon wasted a hell of a lot of poe, and we should all laugh at them at every chance they get.

There's a lesson to be learned in all of this.
Think your plans through.
Don't blockade Get Off My Lawn.

Holy hell this was a long blog. I wasn't trying to diss anyone in this blog, I just wanted to share what happened yesterday at the blockade. (I already posted a hate blog today)
P.S. If you don't know who star wars kid are, or what Chocolate rain is. Get off my internet! (Heh, it's a play on words cause I was talking about Get Off My lawn)
Links to moments of retardation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA -Chocolate Rain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU -Star Wars kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPANByjqh8 -Halo Kid. I didn't mention this one, but it's fun to see how geeky some people are.
This blog is dedicated to Tristan and Cyndiepet! Who's 4 year anniversary is THIS Wednesday! Congratulations :)

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